Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

CDC warns that COVID death toll may surpass Clinton body count

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2020

ATLANTA—As coronavirus cases have continued to rise in the U.S. throughout the summer, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...

Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fifth consecutive year

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2020

NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Andrew Cuomo the #1 salesman of the year for the fifth consecutive year. It’s not just...

Archeologists discover first probable coronavirus victim

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2020

ATLANTA—Archeologists working in coordination with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have discovered the first probably coronavirus victim...

Biden decides Kamala Harris is ‘black enough’ to be his running mate

Exavier Saskagoochie August 11, 2020

Joe Biden has finally decided Kamala Harris "black enough" to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election. Biden...

HEARTWARMING: Young man comes out to parents

Exavier Saskagoochie August 11, 2020

Here is a heartwarming video of a young man coming out to his parents. Be brave young people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e7LBmUUCo

BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago

Exavier Saskagoochie August 10, 2020

CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...

Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave

Exavier Saskagoochie August 9, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....