Bernie doubles down: ‘And that Hitler fella had a really good jobs program’
Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders stood by his defense of Fidel Castro's communist regime, stating bluntly: "The truth is the truth." He took...
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BREAKING: CDC recommends breathing masks at Bernie rallies to prevent spread of deadly socialism
As the deadly socialism pandemic spreads across the globe, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued...
BREAKING: Trump permanently quarantines entire state of California as protective measure
Not long after CDC officials urged Americans to prepare for coronavirus outbreaks that will almost certainly begin to spread nationwide,...
Sotomayor says Trump justices are ‘biased’ as she ignites Trump effigy during case
Liberal Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor blasted her conservative colleagues on the bench, saying they are biased toward President Trump...
AOC: ‘If socialism doesn’t work, how did Bernie become a millionaire as a socialist?’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for her brilliant economic insight such as promoting socialism and the prohibition of cow farts. She...
Dozens throw themselves under Bernie Sanders Mardi Gras float to donate life insurance check to campaign
It's happening just like in India where worshipers throw themselves under the wheels of the Juggernaut cart in fits of...
Washington Post set to endorse Bloomberg once his $10 million check clears
The Washington Post, whose slogan is Democracy Dies in Darkness, is set to officially endorse Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg...
AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
Medicare for All would save $450 billion by replacing most drugs with magical unicorn poop
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveiled his latest plan to save Americans billions of dollars through his Medicare for...
America’s Mother-in-Law brings arsenic-laced cookies to Democratic debate
Heading into the crucial Nevada caucus on Saturday, candidates for the Democrat Presidential nomination exchanged pleasantries and compliments during a...
