Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes
Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...
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BREAKING: Walmart warns of critical shortage of tons of worthless plastic crap from China due to coronavirus
The retail superstore Walmart has issued a warning for all customers that they are experiencing a critical shortage of worthless...
Bernie furious Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead of other people’s money like him
Democratic socialist front runner Bernie Sanders is fuming that Michael Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead...
Hillary throws a $1 million party for herself on Presidents Day
Hillary Clinton is convinced that she's president of the United States of America and to prove it she used some...
Pete Buttigieg takes sexy selfie at mass grave for South Bend abortion victims
Pete Buttigieg took time out of his busy presidential campaign yesterday to flash a peace sign and smirk on a...
New Hampshire celebrates socialist Bernie’s primary victory with a parade and a famine
Though the final vote might have been closer than he liked, democratic socialist Bernie Sanders is the projected winner of...
GRAPHIC VIDEO: Biden completely ingests Pete Buttigieg
Viewers are warned: this is a graphic video. A video leaked online shows presidential candidate Joe Biden completely ingesting fellow...
Biden gets huge turnout in New Hampshire by showing Trump rally on big screen
The New Hampshire rally for Joe Biden's presidential campaign got a huge turnout when they decided to show the nearby...
Joaquin Phoenix challenges celebrities to combat injustice by eating their own feces
In the most brave and stunning rewards speech of all time Joaquin Phoenix challenged fellow celebrities to eat their own...
Love is in the air: Bernie campaign releases line of democratic socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in...
