Washington Post set to endorse Bloomberg once his $10 million check clears
The Washington Post, whose slogan is Democracy Dies in Darkness, is set to officially endorse Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg...
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AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
Medicare for All would save $450 billion by replacing most drugs with magical unicorn poop
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveiled his latest plan to save Americans billions of dollars through his Medicare for...
America’s Mother-in-Law brings arsenic-laced cookies to Democratic debate
Heading into the crucial Nevada caucus on Saturday, candidates for the Democrat Presidential nomination exchanged pleasantries and compliments during a...
Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes
Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...
BREAKING: Walmart warns of critical shortage of tons of worthless plastic crap from China due to coronavirus
The retail superstore Walmart has issued a warning for all customers that they are experiencing a critical shortage of worthless...
Bernie furious Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead of other people’s money like him
Democratic socialist front runner Bernie Sanders is fuming that Michael Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead...
Hillary throws a $1 million party for herself on Presidents Day
Hillary Clinton is convinced that she's president of the United States of America and to prove it she used some...
Pete Buttigieg takes sexy selfie at mass grave for South Bend abortion victims
Pete Buttigieg took time out of his busy presidential campaign yesterday to flash a peace sign and smirk on a...
New Hampshire celebrates socialist Bernie’s primary victory with a parade and a famine
Though the final vote might have been closer than he liked, democratic socialist Bernie Sanders is the projected winner of...
