35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
Exavier Saskagoochie
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BREAKING: Trudeau threatens to apologize for 63 innocent Canadians getting in the way of Iran’s missiles
U.S. officials are confident Iran shot down a Ukrainian jetliner in the hours after the Iranian missile attack on U.S. targets earlier...
Activists take break from destroying Civil War statues to condemn Trump’s call to destroy Iranian cultural sites
Activists across the country took a break from vandalizing and destroying Civil War statues to condemn President Trump's tweet about...
Deceased Iranian General Soleimani surges into 4th place in Democratic primary race
Relatively unheard of outside of intelligence circles, deceased Iranian General Qassem Soleimani has surged into 4th place in the national...
CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all
CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...
BREAKING: Photo evidence of Iran launching missiles toward US base in Iraq released
WASHINGTON DC—The Pentagon has released photographic evidence of the launch of ballistic missiles from Iran that targeted a US military...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered to Iran and US
As tensions continue to rise following a missile attack by Iran toward a US military base in Iraq, France, which...
Arsonists blame climate change for making them set hundreds of fires in Australia
Several certifiably woke celebrities used their platform at the Golden Globes to fight climate change, which had clearly caused the...
Planned Parenthood now offering a FREE Golden Globe award with every abortion purchase
After Michelle Williams brought the house down at the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show by explaining she killed her...
BREAKING: Hollywood saddened to hear of Ricky Gervais’s tragic suicide tomorrow
Just 48 hours after Ricky Gervais completely obliterated the condescending, hypocritical, self-serving politically correct Hollywood elites throughout his Golden Globes...
