BREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII
Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world's most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World...
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Pelosi furious that Trump didn’t warn Suleimani before obliterating him in military strike
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., is furious that a top Iranian general, Qassim Suleimani, wasn't warned before he was obliterated...
New York Times scrambles to find soft personal side to Iranian mass murderer
Following a military strike on Iran's most deadly terrorist, Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani, the New York Times newspaper was scrambling...
BREAKING: Racist Democrats kick another minority out of 2020 presidential primary
The Democratic National Committee has booted another minority out of the primary race for the 2020 presidential nomination, this time,...
Sen. Schumer recommends these all-natural alternatives to help kids quit vaping
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., on Monday slammed the Trump administration’s attempt to crack down on vaping, saying that...
US raises legal age to vote Democratic to 21 due to health concerns, other dangers
President Donald Trump on Friday signed a sweeping spending bill into law, including a measure that prohibits voting Democratic to anyone under the...
Pelosi threatens to withhold New Year’s until they guarantee ‘a fair 2020’
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to withhold New Year's Eve and the associated revelry until they guarantee,...
Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex
Hollywood actress and professional virtue signaler Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to...
Bernie promises Americans a 0-hour work day if elected president
At the Iowa United Food and Commercial Workers forum on Sunday, democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was asked whether he would...
Beto seen trying to convince Texas church security to wait for police during shooting
WHITE SETTLEMENT, Texas—Armed members of the West Freeway Church of Christ stopped an alleged mass shooter from killing more than...
