‘Radically saved’ Kanye will now only eat Chik-fil-A; says Popeyes is the ‘Devil’s chicken’
Adam Tyson, pastor of Placerita Bible Church in Newhall, California, revealed that Kanye West — a newly saved Christian — told him...
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Dems say Barr can’t investigate because the US has ‘run out of subpoenas’
After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can't be any more investigations as the...
Court rules that Father can start transitioning son into a Trump fan against mother’s wishes
A Texas jury has ruled against a mother seeking custody of her twin 7-year-old sons in his attempt to stop...
House passes bill outlawing animal cruelty; torturing human babies still okay though
A bill that makes animal cruelty a federal felony was unanimously passed in the House of Representatives on Tuesday. The bipartisan Preventing Animal Cruelty and...
BREAKING: Trump to build border wall around liberal New Mexico
The impenetrable border wall will be making a massive detour around New Mexico this winter as President Trump has unilaterally...
Cultural appropriation for Halloween forbidden unless you’re a Democratic presidential candidate
In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of Des Moines, Iowa has banned...
Buttigieg hopes the discovery of mass graves doesn’t impact access to safe and free genocide
South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg finally broke his silence Wednesday on the discovery of the bodies of 2,246 ethnic...
AOC: ‘Rich white men are the problem; that’s why I want you to vote for a rich white man for president’
No one in Congress is more woker than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, so when she claimed that the best way to strike...
Hillary Clinton sells out tour for new book: ‘Everyone I Don’t Like is a Russian Agent’
Hillary Clinton brought the sold-out crowd to their feet as she entered the dingy underground storage room of the Sacramento...
Beto threatens to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 nomination
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has threatened to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn't win the 2020 Democratic...
