Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has doubled down on his anti-gun stance. The former...
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BREAKING: Photos emerge of Justin Trudeau pretending to be Prime Minister
Canadian buffoon Justin Trudeau was dealt a major blow on Wednesday by the publication of a several photos surfacing of...
Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
Call him what you may, a joke, a puppet, or vanilla Obama, but you can't call Robert "Beto" O'Rourke a...
BREAKING: Harris will pick 10 lucky families for her ‘universal basic incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
Beto gun grab to start with water gun confiscation from each and every child
During last Thursday’s presidential debate, former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke said, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your...
Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
Despite mental lapses Biden confident he will win the 2020 race for Shady Acres Retirement Home President
Call them gaffs or mental lapses, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joe Biden has had plenty of them...
Singer Sam Smith have come out as plural
Pop Star Sam Smith evidently did not get enough attention coming out as gay earlier this year so they has...
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...
Beto asks people to stop oppressing him after he promised to oppress them
Democratic presidential candidate Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has asked people to stop oppressing him a day after he promised to oppress...
