Trump awards himself Nobel Peace Prize for not going to war with Iran
In a surreal ceremony, President Trump awarded himself the Nobel Peace Prize for not retaliating against a downed drone in...
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BREAKING: New poll shows Hillary Clinton won 2016 election in landslide
As the 2020 presidential election gears up with nearly 4 million Democratic candidates challenging Donald Trump, polls indicate that Donald...
Trump: ‘Only Democrats should pay slave reparations because they were the ones who held slaves’
While many of the 4,000 Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election are clamoring for who can virtue signal...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
New photo-enhancement technology hopes to identify Gulf Tanker Terrorists.
The US Navy has released new photos of the aftermath of the attack on oil tankers in the Gulf of...
Thousands of immigrants risk their lives to get into American ‘concentration camps’
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for the American border, what US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...
Taylor Swift’s ‘Calm Down’ breaks all records for virtue signals in pop record
Taylor Swift is back with more virtue signalling than ever! In a hot new single off her forthcoming album, "Irrelevant",...
Trump to deport ‘millions of undocumented Democrats’ starting next week
President Donald Trump announced late on Monday night that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will begin the process of removing...
Buttigieg ‘almost certain’ Obama was the first gay president
Pete Buttigieg—who wants to be known as "the butt guy"— was on "Axios on HBO" that "we've probably had excellent...
BREAKING: Tanker torpedo was signed by Iran
Two international oil tankers were bombed in the Gulf of Oman last week. Now the US says it has proof...
