Hillary Clinton devastated after hearing of Jeffrey Epstein’s failed suicide attempt
Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found in his cell on Tuesday nearly unconscious with injuries to his neck after a possible...
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Mueller indicts himself for obstruction in obstruction hearing
Special Counsel Robert Mueller "testified" today at the House Judiciary Committee hearing, incriminating himself as a complete bumbling partisan hack....
Scientists who can’t predict tomorrow’s temperature 100% certain it’ll be 1° hotter 21 years from now
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to the weather that are unknown or...
Omar: ‘Trump is taking benefits from blacks by giving them jobs’
President Trump recognized the 55-year anniversary of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 being signed into law on Tuesday, noting...
Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics
The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law...
Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t signed up for a 401k because she ‘couldn’t even finish a 5k’
Congressional superstar and House of Representatives Financial Committee member Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has stated that she has not signed up for...
Kamala Harris to outlaw whites from owning dogs because ‘that’s too much like slavery’
Senator Kamala Harris has been making a splash in her run for the 2020 presidential nomination. Most recently, she's declared...
Dems’ new law requires all brown people to undergo speech therapy to find ‘brown voice’
Democrats are doubling down on Rep. Ayanna Pressley's assertion that "We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be...
