New ‘King Donald Version’ Bible adds Prosperity Gospel, removes 7th Commandment
Several churches across the United States are upgrading to a new Bible translation published by President Trump dubbed the 'King...
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‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
Fake economist and fake scientist team up to tell you how to live your life
Bill Nye (aka The Science Guy) is usually the guy with all the fake answers. But at SXSW on Saturday,...
Ocasio Cortez in SXSW panel: ‘It’s 2019; we must put an end to women’s suffrage’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Angry feminists demand equal jobs in garbage collection, portable toilet cleaning
In a bold protest on International Women's Day, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the...
UK man wants you to know he’s still not giving you up even though it’s Lent
A UK man has been insistent on letting you know that, even though it's Lent, a time for sacrifice, he's...
Rep. Pelosi wears ashes from Planned Parenthood on Ash Wednesday
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi came under fire for proudly wearing ashes that she got from a Washington DC...
Millions risking lives to flee free healthcare and food for evil capitalist countries
Experts are befuddled as to why refugees continue to pour in from socialist paradises like Cuba and Venezuela into evil...
Harry and Meghan will be raising baby as a species-fluid Martian
Uber-woke Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle reportedly told friends that she wants to take a “fluid approach to species” when...
Society that prizes victimhood over everything is shocked there are so many fake victims
The society that prizes victimhood over everything has been shocked to learn about the many hoax hate crimes that are...
