BREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads
Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has...
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Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...
US Treasury honors Ocasio-Cortez with new ‘zero cents’ AOC coin
The economic intelligence of the US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is well-established and respected. But now it's getting some serious respect...
Scientists can’t predict anything about this hurricane but certain the one in 2030 will be stronger
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to hurricane Dorian that are unknown or...
BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
Obama slams selfish greedy rich people from his new $15 million Martha’s Vineyard estate
Former President Barack Obama said people make too much money and should pay a little more in taxes because they...
Leftists mourn the loss of one of their biggest scapegoats
The Left is mourning the death of inventor and businessman David Koch, who invented such diabolical things as water pollution...
David Koch, inventor of water pollution and founder of the Nazi Party, is dead at 79
The Left is celebrating the death of inventor and businessman David Koch, who invented such diabolical things as water pollution...
