KFC offering deal in honor of Taylor Swift’s new album
The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars. Franchises around the country...
Culture
Crowd cheers as Beto claims genocide should be between a dictator and his subjects
Presidential contender Beto O’Rourke said he believes the decision to have a third-trimester genocide should be up to the dictator,...
Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
DiCaprio: ‘Humanity has 12 years to repent and submit to my climate authority!’
Leonardo DiCaprio has called on his followers to repent and submit to his climate authority in a bid to save...
Rey employs practical new light saber in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Throwing out all the stops for the last in the latest Star Wars trilogy, producers at Disney have given the...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘Women won’t be equal until we end women’s suffrage!’
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the "Equality Can't Wait" conference by storm this today for Womens' Equality Day...
BREAKING: Tom Cruise announces he’s running for president in 2020
Joining the 15 million other candidates for president in 2020, movie titan Tom Cruise has decided to run, literally. He...
Descendant of noble European culture tearfully apologizes for beautiful civilization
Not to be outdone in the trendy olympics of progressive self-flagellation, John Wilmore mass a grand sweeping apology for everything...
OPED: I see Epstein’s Ghost Everywhere!
I saw Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost shaking hands with Vincent Tartaglione thanking him for ‘getting me out of jail.’ Next I...
Millions of returning college students diligently preparing to be offended by absolutely nothing
Millions of Gen Z college students are preparing to return to campuses across the country and be offended by absolutely...
