School admins worried about increase in mass literacy, overall decency among homeschool kids
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials from the American Federation of Teachers and the Common Core Initiative have released a troubling report that paints...
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Village People file injunction against USMCA for copyright infringement
Today at Twelve Noon, President Trump signed the USMCA. Immediately after the signing, lawyers for the Village People filed an...
BREAKING: Super Bowl LIV cancelled due to devastating climate change predictions that haven’t come true
Dire climate change predictions have put the entirety of South Florida under water and while these predictions haven't come close...
Urban Dictionary to add 347,823 new non-binary pronouns in 2020 in order to alleviate confusion
In a stunning revelation, the New Urban Dictionary is about to reveal almost 350,000 new Woke non-binary pronouns simply because...
To save time Bernie will only declare things he doesn’t want to control from now on
Democratic socialist and Democratic favorite in the 2020 presidential primary Bernie Sanders has been on a tear recently, laying out...
Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity
In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...
Gov Northam calls second State of Emergency to change his diaper after threatening gun rally
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has declared a second State of Emergency in order to change his diaper after the Virginia...
Democrats align with with Iraqi Baath party in last ditch effort against Trump
The Iraqi Baath Party has just announced the Democrat Party of America along with the 'failing New York Times' will...
BREAKING: 23 killed at Virginia white supremacist gun-rights protest, dozens injured
At least 23 people were killed at the white supremacist Second Amendment Rally in Richmond, Virginia today, authorities reported. Many...
BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren arrested for attempting to scalp Bernie Sanders
In a shocking video released just a few nights ago, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders accused each other of lying...
