Ocasio-Cortez to make April Fool’s Day a national holiday to honor ‘America’s useful idiots’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex by her fans, is pushing to make April Fool's Day a national holiday...
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#IBelieveHer campaign calls it quits ahead of Biden presidential bid
The #IBelieveHer movement was a strong catalyst against conservative figures like Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his nomination process....
OPINION: We must stop Chik-fil-A’s hateful, oppressive delicious chicken and great service
Chick-fil-A makes delicious chicken sandwiches and serves them with a level of customer service that hasn't been seen in decades...
City council excludes Chick-fil-A in order to be inclusive
San Antonio, TX city council has decided to ban Chick-fil-A from opening a store at its airport in effort to...
First all-female spacewalk cancelled because they ‘couldn’t find the perfect outfit’
A historic spacewalk was scheduled to occur this week, with only women operating outside the ISS for the first time...
Hoax charges against gay black actor being dropped is proof of Trumpstopian nightmare
Jussie Smollett is probably one of the most oppressed people on the planet. Not only is he gay and black,...
Tim Cook announces new ‘Apple Church’ during annual event
Already a sort of religion for fans, the Apple CEO Tim Cook announced a new industry for the tech giant...
New Zealand bans guns so citizens feel safer during the next mass shooting
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
Nation’s liberals heartbroken that the president didn’t collude with Russians
Washington, DC—In a turn of events that is sending shockwaves throughout the political world, special council Robert Mueller found Friday...
BREAKING: Southern Poverty Law Center designates itself as a hate group
After years of smearing good people with false charges of bigotry, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has finally been...
