Martha’s Vineyard erects statue commemorating when they hosted illegal immigrants for 24 hours
MARTHA'S VINEYARD—City councils across Martha's Vineyard have erected a statue commemorating the time when they hosted 50 illegal immigrants for...
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BREAKING: Inflation is so bad that Leonardo DiCaprio is considering dating 27-year-olds
US—Inflation in the United States is so bad that actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who recently split from his 25-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone,...
Judge grants Harvey Weinstein furlough so he can comfort Jennifer Lawrence after her nightmares about Tucker Carlson
NEW YORK—A Judge has granted convicted sex abuser Harvey Weinstein a temporary furlough from prison so that he can comfort...
NEW: Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg as Queen Elizabeth II
CALIFORNIA—Based on historical events, Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg in the all new film, "Queen Elizabeth II" following the recent monarch's...
City of Memphis erects statue of Ezekiel Kelly who went on mostly peaceful shooting spree this week
MEMPHIS—About 200 community members gathered to celebrate the unveiling of a statue of Ezekiel Kelly, the austere repeat offender suspected...
JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...
BREAKING: Official portrait shows former First Lady Michelle Obama with huge erection
This is just not in good taste. And fact check: they totally exaggerated the size of her penis. We've seen...
Lizzo urges fans to vote to overturn the law of gravity which is ‘oppressing us’
US—Obese singer Lizzo used her moment in the spotlight at MTV’s Video Music Awards (VMAs) to urge her fans to...
New cookbook reveals favorite recipes of the FBI
US—A new cookbook reveals all the favorite recipes of the FBI including ████████ and █████ ███! "We thought, we're not...
Branch Covidians hold candlelight vigil after learning Fauci will be stepping down
US—Adherents to the fastest growing religion in the country, the Branch Covidian cult, held candlelight vigils across the country after...
