Avoiding Emotional Spending
Most advice about emotional spending starts with budgets and apps. I want to begin a little closer to home. Before...
Culture
Pop star who sounds like a duck being brutalized without autotune condemns AI-generated music
LOS ANGELES—Quackella Jolie issued a scathing broadside against AI-generated music Wednesday, mere hours after a viral clip exposed her unfiltered...
Local man buys $900 3D printer so he can make cheap Chinese junk at home for 10 times the price
In a bold leap toward self-sufficiency, local man Greg Thompson, 38, has unveiled his latest venture: crafting budget-tier Chinese trinkets...
Genesius Times Drops ‘Everyone I Don’t Like is Hitler’ Tops Billfloard Hot 100, Sparks Global Meme Frenzy
Hold onto your memes, folks: satirical news juggernaut Genesius Times has just unleashed their debut single, Everyone I Don’t Like...
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to not be a bigot on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Columbus Day, you're a Nazi bigot, so that's why most woke cultures and municipalities...
Fans Thank Pope As Beer Cooler Ice Remains Unmelted After ‘Ice Blessing’
VATICAN CITY – In a move hailed as the greatest papal intervention since the invention of the fish fry, Pope...
In attempt to retain subscribers, Netflix releases new Trump docudrama series
LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to retain fleeing subscribers, Netflix has unveiled Trump: The Reimagining, a new docudrama...
Urban Farming as a Financially Sustainable Practice
The Growing Case for Urban FarmingUrban farming is more than a trendy buzzword—it’s a real solution to financial, social, and...
Brigitte Macron produces ironclad photographic evidence of womanhood
PARIS – In a stunning rebuttal to years of baseless conspiracy theories questioning her gender, Brigitte Macron, France’s First Lady,...
If You Wanted to Silence Jimmy Kimmel, You Should’ve Just Killed Him Like a Normal Person
In these tumultuous times, where the airwaves are a battlefield and late-night comedy is the last bastion of truth (or...
