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Biden explains what it means to be black

Gumpers October 15, 2020

Ex-Vice President Joe Biden sat down with Millennial Science Magazine for their special 'race issue'. MS: Since you uttered what...

Klobuchar proposes lighting Barrett on fire ‘to see if she’s a witch’

Googly McMooglyface October 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee...

Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—In a stunning presentation during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing for Amy Coney Barrett, Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) proved without...

Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected

Exavier Saskagoochie October 13, 2020

US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...

‘Stop celebrating genocide’ screams group celebrating communists

Exavier Saskagoochie October 12, 2020

SEATTLE--Antifa of Boston modified a public statue of Christopher Columbus with red paint and a sign reading "stop celebrating genocide"...

BREAKING: Barrett casts out several demons in SCOTUS confirmation hearing opening statement

Exavier Saskagoochie October 12, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democrats were shocked as Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett performed an exorcism during her opening statement at her...

Lori Lightfoot reminds Chicagoans that living people can vote too

Exavier Saskagoochie October 10, 2020

CHICAGO--Dressed in her favorite Halloween costume, Beetlejuice, Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a special announcement today to remind Chicagoans that living...