Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench
ANAHEIM—Disney has added a new Colin Kaepernick ride to go along with his Disney+ video series. The thrilling ride will...
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Tom Hanks has ‘no respect’ for people not wearing face masks while trafficking children
Tom Hanks has said he has "no respect" for people who refuse to wear a face mask while peddling children...
Merriam-Webster removes words with ‘black’ in them from dictionary for their ties to slavery
As of this morning there have been over a dozen new 'movements'. GT has reported on several including many that...
Cuomo, De Blasio frontrunners in 2020 ‘Miss Management Pageant’
There are just so many nominees this year the Miss Management committee is having a hard time deciding which ones...
Trump unveils alteration to Mount Rushmore in Independence Day rally
President Donald Trump on Friday accused "angry mobs" of trying to erase history with efforts to remove or rethink monuments...
John Bolton scaring the crap out of kids his national 3rd-grade story time book tour
People think the book, "The Room Where It Happened" is about John Bolton's experience in the Oval Office. That would...
Washington Redskins officially change name to Washington Rednecks to not be racist
LANDOVER, MD—The Washington Redskins are changing their name following renewed pressure from activists and corporations, the team announced Friday. A team...
NFL to replace first half of 2020 games with live performance of Hamilton the musical
The NFL, in its latest step amid the national unrest and protests since the May 25 death of George Floyd,...
Joe Biden confuses July 4th with Ghislaine Maxwell funeral
The presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden escaped from his basement again and managed to hold a rally with...
CHAZ/CHOP protesters back to occupying their parents’ basements again
SEATTLE—After Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan ruthlessly took back the perfect communist utopia of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ, also known...
