Sidney Powell shocks Thanksgiving guests by serving 700 pounds of fried sea monster
ATLANTA—Attorney Sidney Powell shocked her Thanksgiving guests on Thursday by serving 700 pounds of fried sea monster instead of the...
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Twitter launches free-speech alternative called Twit
SAN FRANCISCO—Propaganda app CEO Jack "Rasputin" Dorsey has launched a new free-speech alternative to Twitter called Twit. “I just don't...
Official How-To Guide for Safely Celebrating Thanksgiving in 2020
Millions of Americans find themselves unsure how to celebrate Thanksgiving this year due to the China Virus. Using recommendations and...
Nike launches Antifa Spirit Urban Gear just in time for Black Friday
BEAVERTON, OR--Athletic equipment maker Nike has launched its Antifa Spirit Gear just in time for Black Friday. Nike spokesperson, William...
Gov. Cuomo wins Emmy for Best Portrayal of A Mass Murderer
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has won an Emmy for Best Portrayal of a Mass Murderer during the coronavirus pandemic. He...
Local leftist replaces his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker with an ‘Obey’ sticker
OSHKOSH, WI--A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his 'Resist!' bumper sticker to one that says 'Obey'. "I know...
Mainstream media send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud press conference
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case press conference by Trump's legal...
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Pope Francis in 2013 papal conclave
VATICAN—In a bombshell revelation from the recently released McCarrick Report, the Vatican has admitted to temporarily installing Dominion voting machines...
POLL: Americans okay with Thanksgiving Zoom chats instead of hosting annoying relatives all day
A recent web-based poll on CNN.com has shown that as many as 77 percent of Americans are okay seeing relatives...
Eva Longoria, Matthew McConaughey star in ‘Gone With the Wind 2’ with Stacey Abrams as ‘Mammy
Olive Stone spilled his whiskey to our Genesius Times reporter, “I haven't been this excited since I made Platoon. It's...
