Trump mandates all hotels include a copy of ‘The Coronavirus Bible’ during pandemic
President Trump has mandated that all hotels replace their Gideons Bible with a copy of "The Coronavirus Bible (Revised Satirical...
Religion
Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
DEARBORN, MI — With the Vespa mandarinia, or better known as "murder hornets," arrival in the United States, some hornets...
BREAKING: NYC Mayor De Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews
In an official tweet, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews...
Cenk Uygur claims Armenian genocide was actually a COVID-19 outbreak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of denying the 20th century Armenian genocide by the Young Turks, Cenk Uygur finally...
Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy
In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...
Church disguises itself as an abortion clinic so government will let it stay open during lockdown
Richmond, VA — With churches around the country closing and violators of stay-at-home orders being fined and imprisoned, one church...
Millions celebrate Christ defeating death forever by cowering in their houses afraid of a bad cold
Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses,...
Millions of children thank COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with creepy bunnies this year
Millions of children around the country and indeed the world are thanking COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with...
BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
Democrats across nation hold candlelight vigils to pray for a really bad recession
Every day we are told our financial system is about to collapse, there will be at least 20 percent and...
