BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
Religion
Democrats across nation hold candlelight vigils to pray for a really bad recession
Every day we are told our financial system is about to collapse, there will be at least 20 percent and...
Pope Francis says coronavirus is retribution for inadequate transgender bathrooms
Pope Francis has been a pretty busy fella these days. Italy is inundated with COVID-19, the crematoriums are now offering...
Quarantined elderly dying of dust inhalation as they start house-cleaning out of boredom
The CDC now recommends all people over 65 remain homebound until the CoronaCrisis is over. These are neither disabled nor...
God to isolate Earth from rest of Universe until after Spring Break
We are in the midst of a Pandemic. The worst Pandemic the world has ever endured. At least 120% of...
Hero priest saves defenseless cherub from heinous celestial trafficking ring
An administrator of sacraments by day, and an undercover agent at night, Father Nick Spencer wears a lot of hats....
Mayor Pete takes job as San Francisco Pooper Scooper after failed presidential bid
GT political reporter, I. M Sickadisalredi, has been following Mayor Pete since the beginning of Election 2020. Although only reaching...
REPORT: Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion
A new report by AARP shows that Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion. "A friend...
Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
Hero of the Christian faith writes ‘Soli Deo Gloria’ after all his inane Facebook posts
PHOENIX, AZ—Barnabas White, a local 13-point Calvinist from Sola Scriptura Veritas Ordo Salutis Church in Phoenix Arizona is wowing both...
