Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases line of socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in preparation for...
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Charli XCX criticized for making a bunch of annoying noises during her Grammys porn show
HOLLYWOOD—In what can only be described as a bewildering assault on the auditory senses, Charli XCX took to the stage...
BREAKING: Taylor Swift is going to the Super Bowl her second straight year after being drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs
KANSAS CITY—Pop icon Taylor Swift is set to make her second consecutive Super Bowl appearance, this time not just as...
Harry Sisson accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with over 100 men in a day
The adult entertainment industry has been rocked by a fresh scandal as Harry Sisson publicly accuses OnlyFans star Lily Phillips...
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won”
HOLLYWOOD—In a bold and highly controversial move, Donald Trump's newly appointed Hollywood envoy, consisting of Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, and...
Local Christian admits he prayed no one is hurt but that Hollywood is burnt to the ground like a modern Sodom and Gomorrah
US—In a startling confession that has ignited a firestorm of debate, a local Christian from Los Angeles has admitted to...
BREAKING: California fires leave several Hollywood elites stranded, unable to run their Satanic pedophile rings
LOS ANGELES—In a shocking turn of events, wildfires around Los Angeles have not only scorched over 4,000 acres of prime...
BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation
CENTURY CITY, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department, SWAT, and FBI are surrounding Nakatomi Plaza at this hour after an LAPD...
BREAKING: Disney pulls scene of Clinton’s visit to Epstein Island from Pixar’s show after Kamala’s loss
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has decided to remove a controversial scene from an upcoming Pixar streaming series. The scene in...
BREAKING: Woman confused why she didn’t find Mr. Right while having sex with 100 men in 14 hours
In what can only be described as the most ambitious quest for love in modern times, Lily Phillips, known in...
