Entertainment

50 Shades of Communism

Jeremy Spoken May 26, 2021

Netflix is releasing a new film staring democratic socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: 50 Shades of Communism. The man...

Lego announces that all their minifigures have had sex change operations

Exavier Saskagoochie May 20, 2021

BILLUND, DENMARK—The children's toy company Lego announced today that all the minifigures (the small Lego figurines) that you've been playing...

Disney opens new White Guilt Ride where whites can pay $160 to be slaves

Jeremy Spoken May 20, 2021

VISTA DEL MAL, FL—In a brave move to call attention to systemic racism Disney World is introducing a new ride...

BREAKING: Demi Lovato comes out as an attention whore

Bubbaken Managua May 18, 2021

HOLLYWOOD—Many sources are reporting that Demi Lovato has come out as an attention whore. The story is now more important...

Biden addresses gas lines by sending in world class musicians

Bubbaken Managua May 13, 2021

In June of 1973, the price of a gallon of gasoline was under 50 cents. By May of 1974, it...

BREAKING: Fox News projects Hunter Biden to win the Pulitzer for stupid memoir

Exavier Saskagoochie April 16, 2021

DOOSHE, DE--Hunter Biden's heavily-promoted sex- and drug-filled memoir "Beautiful Things" has tanked in its first week on bookshelves, selling only...

Biden: ‘I’m very excited to have Transformers in the US Military’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 1, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden was excited to hear that, "the US Military would be allowing Transformers to serve," overturning a...

Biden cancels April Fool’s Day because it marginalizes Democrats

Exavier Saskagoochie March 31, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has officially cancelled April Fool's Day because it promotes the continued marginalization of his voters. "April...