BREAKING: Congress asks protesters to obey the law so Congress can get back to breaking the law
WASHINGTON, DC—Members of Congress have pleaded with the protesters at the US Capitol to obey the rule of law so...
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BREAKING: Protesting is bad again
(CNN) After months of protests by Antifa and Black Lives Matter supported by mainstream media and by government officials, protesting...
Top 10 Most Popular Articles From the Least Popular Year
Most people agree, 2020 was a pretty terrible year in a lot of ways. But it was great for satire!...
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order setting clocks back 4 years every 4 years so he can be president forever
WASHINGTON, DC—In one of the greatest acts of his presidency ever, President Trump issued one of the most brilliant executive...
BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE--Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died from COVID shortly after blowing...
BREAKING: Nashville enjoys fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning
(CNN) Nashville experienced a fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning, captured in dramatic photos and videos that made downtown Music...
BREAKING: Trump declares White House ‘autonomous zone’ so he can be president another 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s no secret that President Trump and his team of lawyers have been utilizing every possible legal and constitutional...
GA Sec of State assures voters he has investigated himself and found no wrongdoing
ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger has assured voters across the state that he will investigate himself thoroughly and find...
Roberts introduces new uniforms for Supreme Court justices
WASHINGTON DC--Chief Justice John Roberts introduced the new uniform for all Supreme Court justices including pink robes and a pink...
Biden releases tell-all book about 2020 election ‘The Art of the Steal’
WASHINGTON DC--Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden has released a tell-all book called "The Art of the Steal" documenting the miraculous 2020...
