BREAKING: Mayor Lightfoot outlaws shooting people in Chicago
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect...
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect...
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
SEATTLE—Several little kids went home crying to their mommies after some neighborhood bullies knocked down their little fort in the...
Another 125 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend with 18 more dying. Mayor Lori Lightfoot says that people...
LONDON—Musician Sting is the latest victim of the "Defund the Police" movement. "The Police need to be cancelled" said activist...
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if the police were defunded. 'Defund...
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
ADVENTURE BAY—Mayor Goodway has caved to the demands of rioters threatening the entire city and had Chase the police pup...