Groundhog Day 2025: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of Liberal Tears
Punxsutawney, PA – In what has become an annual tradition of political prognostication, Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous groundhog,...
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BREAKING: Thousands of liberals commit suicide after Trump declares: ‘I want to save American lives’
Thousands of brave liberals across the country have committed suicide in response to President Trump's declaration in a press conference...
BREAKING: Army releases identity of pilot in DC helicopter collision
Washington, DC – In an astonishing turn of events that has left the nation both baffled and amused, the U.S....
Gaza goat population explodes as Trump ends condom giveaway
Gaza City - In a surprising turn of events, Gaza's goat population is set to undergo a significant boom, following...
Media horrified as Trump replaces literal gaslight Press Secretary with an actual human who answers questions
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump has decided to replace the infamous gaslight, which had served as an unconventional press secretary for...
BREAKING: Mexican President to Trump: ‘How dare you send back all those migrants who help your economy so much!’
MEXICO CITY - In a fiery display of diplomatic audacity, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has publicly lambasted President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Democrats demand that Trump stop deporting their voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The Democratic Party has issued an official demand to President Donald Trump, urging him to halt the deportation...
BREAKING: Hundreds protest US in support of the countries they don’t want to go back to
US—Hundreds in several cities around the US took to the streets this weekend to protest Donald Trump's deportation and immigration...
BREAKING: Christine Blasey-Ford reveals Kash Patel & Tulsi Gabbard raped her in 7th grade
CALIFORNIA—In a startling new development, Christine Blasey-Ford, who previously testified during the contentious 2018 Supreme Court confirmation hearings of Brett...
