BREAKING: FDA approves new Pfizer vaccine that is 95% effective against recession
US—The FDA has approved a new vaccine that is 95% effective against recession, a statement from the agency said. The...
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FACT CHECK: It’s perfectly normal to not blink for several minutes straight
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Several conspiracy theories have emerged following a social media post by President Joe Biden in which he doesn't...
Biden: ‘What we’re seeing is the most diverse, inclusive, and equitable recession in history’
US—President* Joe Biden has addressed the negative GDP growth in consecutive quarters saying, "What we’re seeing is the most diverse,...
WHO proposes 14-day halt to all gay sex to slow the spread of monkeypox
NEW YORK—The World Health Organization (WHO) has proposed a halt to all gay sex to stop the spread of Monkeypox....
BREAKING: Biden accidentally signs executive order doubling all student debt
WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare gaff, President Joe Biden accidentally signed an executive order doubling all student loan debt. "This is...
BREAKING: January 6 Committee finds Steve Bannon guilty of being innocent
WASHINGTON, DC--A jury on Friday found former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon guilty on two counts of being innocent. Bannon's...
AOC identifies as being handcuffed in pro-abortion insurrection
WASHINGTON, DC--Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has identified as being handcuffed during pro-abortion insurrection at the US Supreme Court. As the Daily...
BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden said Thursday that he's tested negative for IQ but will continue to work while in isolation...
With Hispanic voters fleeing the Democratic Party, Kamala Harris floats idea for a border wall
US--With Hispanic voters fleeing the Democratic Party, Vice President* Kamala Harris has floated the idea of a massive border wall...
97% of climate scientists say that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead
US—A new poll by the Pew Pew Institute has confirmed what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent of climate...
