POLL: Should Biden make April Fool’s Day a year-long national holiday?
Given the fact that reality has become an utter burlesque, many are asking if President* Biden should make April Fool's...
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BREAKING: Biden admits his presidency has been one long April Fool’s joke
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden admitted today that his presidency has been one long April Fool's Day Joke. Sources say that everything...
FACT CHECK: Biden didn’t call for regime change in Russia when he said Russia’s regime needs to change
WARSAW—The White House said that U.S. President* Joe Biden was not calling for regime change in Russia when he said...
Zelenskyyy adds another ‘y’ to his name to become even more lovable than before
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyyy has added another 'y' to his name to become even more lovable than before, sources say....
Local leftist swaps ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker with ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!'...
SCOTUS nominee brings a biologist with her every time she goes to the bathroom to tell her which one to use
WASHINGTON, DC—Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson refused to define the word “woman” in her Supreme Court confirmation hearing Tuesday, asserting that...
SCOTUS pick Jackson declines to define ‘woman’ because she ‘never got to see Kindergarten Cop’
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson and GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn sparred over questions of sex and gender during the second day...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton tests negative for being president, again
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton tested negative for being president again, her spokeswoman stated in a brief briefing...
BREAKING: Psaki tests positive for COVID; will miss Biden’s false flag assassination in Europe
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said she tested positive for COVID-19 Tuesday so she will not be joining President* Joe Biden...
FBI says ‘the Big Guy’ in Hunter’s emails was comedian Louie Anderson not Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC--Emails by the Federal Bureau of Investigation reveal explicit conversations between Hunter Biden and the comedian, Louie Anderson they...
