Politics

What $200 can get you at the grocery story in 2022

Exavier Saskagoochie May 17, 2022 0

On first day, new Biden Press Secretary answers ‘Because I’m a black lesbian’ to every question

Exavier Saskagoochie May 17, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In response to every question about the economy to the war in Ukraine, the new White House Press Secretary...

Department of Misinformation opens first ‘Truth Camp’ near Bakersfield

Gumpers May 16, 2022 0

BAKERSFIELD, CA—The Department of Misinformation opened the first Truth Camp this weekend. Several anonymous sources have confirmed that 27 persons,...

Amid shortage, US infants identifying as illegal immigrants to get baby formula from Biden

Exavier Saskagoochie May 13, 2022 0

Springfield—American infants from San Diego to Sheboygan are identifying as illegal immigrants in order to get hard-to-come-by baby formula shipped...

Biden to release 100m barrels of baby formula from strategic reserves, send it to Ukraine

Gumpers May 13, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Americans can rest easy on the baby food shortage according to President Joe Biden, announcing he will issue an...

Chinese gay community boasts 73 characters, LGBTQ+ cries foul

Gumpers May 13, 2022 0

BEIJING—Gay activist, Peni Xi Hung announced the addition of 13 more groups to the Chinese gay + community bringing the...

Biden promises to fix baby formula shortage by sending more weapons to Ukraine

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden addressed the "shocking" baby formula shortage in the US by sending more weapons to Ukraine. "Really...

Zelensky assures US that 10% of $40B aid package will go to the ‘Big Guy’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 11, 2022 0

KYIV—Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky has agreed to a peace deal effectively ending the Ukraine-Russia war immediately following the deposit of...