Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education
WASHINGTON DC—Following Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’s grooming session at a public library, former Vice President Joe Biden appointed him head...
Politics
Maricopa County admits they used Common Core math to tally fraudulent election
PHOENIX, AZ—Election officials in Maricopa County have explained why the audit of the 2020 presidential election there may have come...
Democrats launch investigation into why so many people want free and fair elections
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats in House Oversight Committee have launched an investigation into why there's so much interest from American voters...
Confused hitman kills journalist investigating George Clinton
NEW YORK CITY—Rolling Stone journalist Vincent Brown was found dead in his apartment shortly after completing a review of Parliament...
Prosecutors charge white lightning with hate crime after it destroyed George Floyd mural
TOLEDO, OH—Prosecutors have charged the natural phenomenon of lightning with a hate crime after it struck and destroyed a George...
BREAKING: TX House votes 76-4 to send cowboy to ‘lasso and hog tie’ fleeing Democrats
AUSTIN—The Texas House voted 76-4 Tuesday to send a rodeo cowboy to track down Democrats who left the state a...
Gov Newsom sues to get swastika removed from his name on recall ballot
SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom is suing the state’s top elections official in an attempt to get the swastika removed from...
Why Cuba is really protesting the George Floyd murder
HAVANA, CUBA—Thousands of Cubans took to the streets on this week in a number of cities to protest and while...
AOC furious Cuba is using ‘gas-powered tanks’ to run over its citizens instead of hybrids
HAVANA, CUBA—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after the Cuban government has struck back against pro-freedom protests...
FBI agents keep getting targeted ads asking if they are promoting extremism
WASHINGTON, DC—In a law enforcement mystery, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agents have been getting several targeted ads paid for...
