Politics

BREAKING: Trump fails to condemn violence following impeachment acquittal

Rafi Metz February 15, 2021 0

(CNN) President Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial on Saturday, but there was one thing notably missing –...

Biden signs executive order mandating Gorilla Glue face masks for all Americans

Bubbaken Managua February 15, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Dominion-elected-President Joe Biden has already signed several executive orders as the USA transitions into a communist state. His latest...

Donald Trump is the first back-to-back impeachment champion ever

Exavier Saskagoochie February 13, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—There has never been a two-time, let alone a back-to-back impeachment champion until now. Donald Trump has defeated the...

Cuomo hires crack team to find the ‘real killer’ of NY nursing home COVID victims

Joe King February 12, 2021 0

NEW YORK CITY—New York Governor Andrew Coumo has announced that he is taking responsibility for the COVID deaths in his...

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks secede from the United States

Exavier Saskagoochie February 11, 2021 0

DALLAS—NBA team the Dallas Mavericks, led by owner Mark Cuban, have seceded from the United States. Cuban on Tuesday told...

Teachers unions call for schools to be closed forever so children never get sick again

Rafi Metz February 10, 2021 0

UNITED STATES—In a joint letter today, many of the nation’s most influential teachers’ unions – from the AFT, to the...

Dems schedule impeachment for every past and future Republican president

Exavier Saskagoochie February 10, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful trial of former president Donald Trump, House Democrats have scheduled impeachment proceedings for every past and...

BREAKING: Trump replaces impeachment team with Zoom call cat lawyer

Exavier Saskagoochie February 9, 2021 0

Former President Donald Trump was unhappy with his impeachment lawyer Bruce Castor's opening argument on the Senate floor Tuesday, two people familiar...