BREAKING: Joe ‘Exotic’ Biden surges in polls with new post-quarantine look
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden's campaign has been suffering through weak polling numbers and consistent senility. The New York Times...
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she can violate COVID-19 quarantine because she’s ‘already dead’
The coronavirus outbreak has forced numerous gyms across the country to close, but Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's says that she...
POLL: Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of Communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 30-day free...
Trump says ‘laughter is the best medicine’ to fight COVID-19; calls for national ‘Day of Satire’
During his daily COVID-19 press conference, President Donald Trump reported that, "laughter is the best medicine," in the fight against...
Puzzled rancher wonders why coastal elites won’t just leave their cities and take up farming
It has been a whirlwind month for the Midwestern rancher, Arthur Worchestire. First he was told he would literally die...
BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the mess that they created with...
New Yorkers praise Cuomo’s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on Trump
New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo's unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of...
BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
Feminists cry sexism as Covid 19 disproportionately infects men
Globally, feminists have been triggered. It turns out, as fate would have it, that the Coronavirus is disproportionately infecting men....
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin reached a deal Friday on an economic stimulus package to...
