New Zealand bans guns so citizens feel safer during the next mass shooting
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
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Nation’s liberals heartbroken that the president didn’t collude with Russians
Washington, DC—In a turn of events that is sending shockwaves throughout the political world, special council Robert Mueller found Friday...
BREAKING: Southern Poverty Law Center designates itself as a hate group
After years of smearing good people with false charges of bigotry, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has finally been...
Millions of humble Democrats beg forgiveness for falsely accusing Trump of Russia collusion
Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered a report Friday on his inquiry into Russian interference in the 2016 election...
New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
College students burn Jordan Peterson’s book ‘to fight fascism’
In a move that some say will surely put an end to the rising tide of Fascism, colleges around the...
OPINION: Stop mass shootings by taking guns from the only people who stop mass shootings
Thoughts and prayers don't stop mass shootings! For every deadly mass shooting, there are dozens of potential mass shootings that...
Obama: now available in vanilla!
The ever popular presidential candidate Barack Obama, with his clean-cut appearance, his sordid past, and flaming liberal politics, has been...
Failed Senate candidate ‘Beto’ launches presidential ‘Beta’ campaign
If at first you don't succeed, try failing again. That's the unofficial motto for the Robert O'Rourke presidential campaign after...
Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
