Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving
A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the 'little kid table' for Thanksgiving this year due to...
Politics
Bernie Sanders showed up to Thanksgiving dinner without a dish again
Presidential hopeful and long-time taxpayer freeloader Bernie Sanders showed up for his family's Thanksgiving dinner without bringing a dish again...
Conservative transgender fired from Drag Queen Story Hour for ‘just sitting there reading’
Conservative transgender woman Beatrice Arnold was fired from a Pittsburgh area library Drag Queen Story Hour for not being perverted...
Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
Local Bernie fan complains about having 23 options for Thanksgiving dessert
A local Bernie Sanders fan is planning on yelling about the evils and inadequacies of capitalism—especially having so many dessert...
Queen generously gives Prince Andrew all-expenses paid vacation to special Parisian tunnel
Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Andrew the royal sendoff as he embarked on an all-expenses paid vacation to a special Parisian...
Buttigieg supports NASA program to put man in Uranus
Presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg has endorsed a NASA program to put a man in Uranus. NASA's latest robotic mission to...
Greta Thunberg demands Swalwell’s flogging after public methane release
Climate Change expert Greta Thunberg demanded public flogging over the release of toxic methane gas done by former presidential candidate...
Queen Elizabeth grounds Prince Andrew, takes iPad away for ‘hanging out with that pedophile Epstein again’
Buckingham Palace have announced that Queen Elizabeth has grounded Prince Andrew and taken away his iPad for an entire month...
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic...
