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Virginia’s new governor recklessly allows children to breathe freely all day

Exavier Saskagoochie January 17, 2022

(CNN) We knew it would be bad, but we didn't know it would be this bad. Virginia's new Republican Governor...

Greta Thunberg screams at Tonga volcano recklessly violating climate change regulation

Exavier Saskagoochie January 15, 2022

TONGA—Just a day after Time Magazine named her "Person of the Year," Greta Thunberg was fighting climate change, this time...

Pfizer CEO says Omicron vaccine will be ready just in time for it to be completely useless

Exavier Saskagoochie January 10, 2022

US—Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla on Monday said a vaccine that targets the Omicron variant of COVID will be ready in March, just in...

‘There is no mass formation psychosis’ says the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2022

US—There is no evidence of mass formation psychosis according to the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis. Mass formation psychosis, according...

Local man claims he knows who Trump’s vice president was

Gumpers January 5, 2022

CHEESECURD, WI—Some people say it was a guy named Cheney... others swear Trump never had one, however longtime Madison, Wisconsin...

Fauci ‘feeling fine’ after latest booster

Jeremy Spoken January 5, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—America's Doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, says he's "feeling fine" following the latest COVID booster shot, which involves dozens of...

CDC warns US NOT to get J&J shot after J&J failed to contribute enough to DNC

Exavier Saskagoochie December 17, 2021

ATLANTA—A Centers for Disease Control and Proliferation (CDC) advisory committee voted Thursday to advise calling mRNA coronavirus vaccines such as...