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Virus deaths no longer the fault of President

BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president

Richie Richards January 21, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Following Joe Biden's presidential inauguration, the media announced that deaths attributed to the China Virus are no longer the...

BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels

Jeremy Spoken January 15, 2021 0

Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests nuking sun at night when it’s colder to fight climate change

Rafi Metz January 13, 2021 0

NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took the internet by storm today when she suggested that the federal government should nuke...

AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21...

Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns

Bubbaken Managua November 23, 2020 0

SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns....

Oregon Health Authority reminds people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving

Exavier Saskagoochie November 22, 2020 0

PORTLAND — The Oregon Health Authority is reminding people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving celebrations. They are...

At 95% effective, Moderna COVID vaccine almost as effective as a normal immune system

Exavier Saskagoochie November 16, 2020 0

For the second time this month, there's promising news from a COVID-19 vaccine candidate. Moderna said Monday its shots are 95 percent...

Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases

Exavier Saskagoochie November 12, 2020 0

PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...