Cuomo: ‘Pizza is a substantive food unless you put pineapple on it’
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo, in a lengthy explanation of possibly the most arbitrary government mandate in the long history arbitrary...
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo, in a lengthy explanation of possibly the most arbitrary government mandate in the long history arbitrary...
ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have admitted to using Common Core math to add up new COVID...
SACRAMENTO—Gov. Gavin Newsom has issued a statewide order mandating that all Californians wear leather face masks while in public or...
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving over the...
Astrophysicists have been tasked with creating a football helmet to keep Colin Kaepernick's hair perfect if he should play in...
Why just today we hear about a potential second wave of COVID-19 due to the lack of social distancing and...
Looks like the looting, riots, arson and mayhem have pissed someone off. We think we know who but would rather...
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
The scene flooded me with noble feelings of destruction. After knowing the damage my race has inflicted on the world;...