CNN CEO selects Greta Thunberg to conduct triple bypass surgery on him
CNN CEO, Jeff Zucker, is in need of triple heart bypass surgery and he has selected none other than world-renowned...
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BREAKING: Fauci used Chinese fortune cookie lucky numbers in COVID models
Genesius Times has discovered that top US health experts including Dr. Anthony Fauci used the lucky numbers from a local...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Murder hornets have mutated and it’s worse than you could imagine
Entomologists from around the globe have discovered a mutation in the deadly Asian murder hornets, and it's worse than you...
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
YouTube removes all videos that contradict the WHO including all WHO videos because the WHO contradicts the WHO
In a bold move of censorship in support of medical tyranny, Google's Internet video giant YouTube has made it a...
BREAKING: Fauci admits to using Common Core math on wildly inaccurate COVID models
The top health expert in the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been rocked with allegations that he used Common Core...
PETA protests hand sanitizer factory during COVID-19 pandemic
AKRON, OH — With most of America mourning the thousands of lives lost to the Wuhan Virus, PETA activists have...
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
