Rude asteroid ignores all guidance on social distancing with Earth
Looks like the looting, riots, arson and mayhem have pissed someone off. We think we know who but would rather...
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Bill Gates installs several sharknados in tropical storm Cristobal; says he’s working on the cure
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
Oppressed protester flips off evil racist cops
The scene flooded me with noble feelings of destruction. After knowing the damage my race has inflicted on the world;...
Experts shocked no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to not wear masks
Medical experts are shocked that no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to...
Ocasio-Cortez ‘pretty sure’ coronavirus can be spread through cow farts
Emboldened by CNN's selection of Greta Thunberg to the expert panel on coronavirus, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued...
Medical experts warn of serious risk of them having no idea what they’re talking about
Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they're talking...
CDC reclassifies COVID-19 as a mental illness because it’s making everyone certifiably insane
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have reclassified the COVID-19 disease and its counterpart SARS CoV-2 as a...
CNN CEO selects Greta Thunberg to conduct triple bypass surgery on him
CNN CEO, Jeff Zucker, is in need of triple heart bypass surgery and he has selected none other than world-renowned...
BREAKING: Fauci used Chinese fortune cookie lucky numbers in COVID models
Genesius Times has discovered that top US health experts including Dr. Anthony Fauci used the lucky numbers from a local...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
