Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at a...
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg doing ‘just fine’ after transplant to perpetual life vat
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has suffered many health issues in previous years, which has led many to question...
14 tips on convincing anti-vaxxers that they’re really horrible people
With the state of emergency declared in Washington due to an unprecedented outbreak of 40 measles cases, it has become...
Ocasio-Cortez enlists first cow-fart police to combat global warming
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has started implementing her Green New Deal already, before any congressional approval or without any rational second opinion....
Ocasio-Cortez’ Green New Deal requires everyone hold their breath 4 hours a day
New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently announce the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't...
BREAKING: King James Version Bible from 33 AD unearthed in Jerusalem, proving it is the only true Bible
Many Christians assert that the King James Version (KJV) of the Holy Bible is the only true Bible and claim...
Al Gore: ‘Everything you hate is caused by climate change’
Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and a celebrity in global climate activism addressed the latest cold...
Global warming conference cancelled due to -50 wind chill
A symposium sponsored by the International Global Warming Trust was cancelled today in Wisconsin as temperatures dipped below -50 degrees...
California’s Governor Gavin Newsom introduces tax on ‘thinking’
California Governor Gavin Newsom proposed his first budget for the state on Friday, and it includes a tax on thinking....
Ocasio-Cortez to quit Congress and become full-time soothsayer
New York, N.Y.—In an abrupt announcement not a month into her historic first term, N.Y. Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has declared...
