BREAKING: Polar ice cap is now completely gone; Al Gore was right
In a shocking turn of meteorological events, the arctic polar ice cap has completely melted, vindicating many global warming alarmists...
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Experts say global warming will finally match margin of error in 178 years
The Earth's temperatures continue to skyrocket upwards, say 102% of global climate experts. "It's getting hot in here!" NOAA scientist...
De Blasio signs bill allowing “sparkly unicorn gender” on birth certificates
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill into law Tuesday allowing New York City residents to select a...
Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea
A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...
Several American cities flooded by liberal tears
Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their...
New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%
In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...
