BREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII
Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world's most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World...
Sports
Kaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position
Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn't enough privilege to...
BREAKING: Schiff says MNF’s ‘momentum cat’ was a Russian asset that colluded with Trump
Democrats are now investigating another collusion story regarding President Donald Trump and foreign governments. This story involves something far more...
Next Democratic debate to be replaced with MMA fight between Tulsi Gabbard and Hillary Clinton
The Democratic debates have been a lackluster auction of government handouts using other people's money. But the next one proves...
LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
Nike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’
Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage...
BREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads
Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has...
OPINION: It’s time to fire Tucker Carlson for killing the last wild Triceratops
#FireTuckerCarlson is trending and I'm totally in support of it but not because of why other people think he should...
