Broncos sign Rachel Dolezal after she identifies as Colin Kaepernick
Is there anything more exciting and inspirational than a rags to riches story? Enter one delightful black....uh white, no, black-ish...
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Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench
ANAHEIM—Disney has added a new Colin Kaepernick ride to go along with his Disney+ video series. The thrilling ride will...
Washington Redskins officially change name to Washington Rednecks to not be racist
LANDOVER, MD—The Washington Redskins are changing their name following renewed pressure from activists and corporations, the team announced Friday. A team...
NFL to replace first half of 2020 games with live performance of Hamilton the musical
The NFL, in its latest step amid the national unrest and protests since the May 25 death of George Floyd,...
500 lb. helmet made to keep all of Colin Kaepernick’s hair perfect during next NFL game
Astrophysicists have been tasked with creating a football helmet to keep Colin Kaepernick's hair perfect if he should play in...
BREAKING: Bubba Wallace finds burnt cross in NASCAR garage stall
TALLADEGA--A burnt cross was found in the garage stall of a black NASCAR racer, Bubba Wallace, less than two weeks...
Jane Fonda’s new workout video ‘Jumping to Conclusions’ is perfect for rioters
Rioting is a lot of work. First you have to get out of bed and then get out of your...
LeBron gets okay from Chinese government to criticize Drew Brees
With the sports world on pause from COVID-19 pandemic, there is still action playing out in the field of Internet...
Public schools to replace Dodgeball with rubber bullets this fall
Luckily, gyms throughout this great nation of ours are empty, so they can be remodeled for the fall season. In...
California spends $14 trillion on police hovercrafts to catch quarantine-breaking surfers
California Governor Gavin Newsom has probably taken the most drastic measures of any state in the world to fight COVID-19....
