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OPINION: Stop threatening to take away my border fencing

Gus McCall January 17, 2019

I grew up on the border in McAllen, Texas and I can tell you that we have a great quality...

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Gillette stadium to host massive Jane Austen book club instead of “toxic masculine” football

Exavier Saskagoochie January 16, 2019

The shaving products company, Gillette, has released a serious advertisement criticizing toxic masculinity and is expanding the campaign to their...

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Local child miraculously has only broken 18 bones after three days on hoverboard

Exavier Saskagoochie December 28, 2018

A local 8-year-old girl, Felicity, is experiencing a Christmas miracle not breaking every bone in her body after three days...

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