BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for California in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
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Unsealed court docs reveal Epstein was the one who let the dogs out back in 2000
A baffling mystery for nearly 20 years has been solved with recently unsealed court documents from the Jeffrey Epstein case....
Hillary Clinton blames Russia for Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘suicide’
After Jeffrey Epstein's predictable suicide in a Manhattan jail, blame is going around as to who actually suicided him. Most...
St. Louis man dismayed to learn that he’s actually a Russian bot
Jerry Franklin was just going about his morning as usual, sipping his coffee, checking email, correcting people on the Internet,...
Democrats launch war on inequality from 5-star restaurant in Venice, Italy
Several high-ranking Democrats declared a war on inequality after enjoying an extremely expensive lunch at the renowned Harry Cipriani in...
97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs
An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the...
BREAKING: Russia to deploy hypersonic nuclear memes in 2020 presidential election
MOSCOW — Given the efficacy of Russian troll farms in the complete demoralization of the United States of America, Russia...
Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK
In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...
BREAKING: Rep. Omar and husband to divorce, agree to see other siblings
Leftist congresswoman Ilhan Omar and her husband – the father of her three children – have split and are heading...
London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy
The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun. As a result, gun...
