Someone from the “Hate Has No Home Here” crowd just tried to kill another person again 
BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell joined the Democrats in passing a funding bill which narrowly averted the Congress being fiscally...
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BREAKING: El Paso asks to join Egypt to qualify for some of $410M Mid East border security budget
US—The Texas border town of El Paso has asked to join the African country of Egypt in order to quality...
BREAKING: Biden reminds Zelensky that ‘Nothing is free, kid’ during photo op
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden reminded Ukraine President* Volodymyr Zelensky that "Nothing is free, kid," during a photo op at...
Pelosi: ‘I gave $110B to Ukraine and all I got was this lousy flag!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is mad as hell after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky gave her a Ukrainian...
BREAKING: Omnibus spending bill includes $74 million green T-shirt budget for Zelensky
US—Congress is poised to pass an historic omnibus spending bill with $1.7 Trillion in new debt. While people like Senator...
BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules Constitution is Constitutional
WASHINGTON, DC—In the case of The Constitution v. Itself, the Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution is constitutional. “We were...
10 Ways to Figure Out if Joe Biden Fabricated a Story from Thin Air
Joe Biden lies a lot. Like a ton. Like maybe even more than Trump, which is saying something. But how...
United States Military to Stop Fighting All Wars to Combat Climate Change
UNITED STATES—Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announced today that the United States military will no longer directly engage in any wars...
BREAKING: Elon Musk steps down as Twitter CEO, announces new CEO: El Musko
US—Twitter CEO Elon Musk has stepped down as Twitter CEO after a majority of Twitter users polled by Musk voted...
BREAKING: New York Times supports Nazis with Swastika crossword on first day of Chanukah
NEW YORK—The New York Times have officially come out in support of the National Socialist Nazi Party with a Swastika...
