Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People 
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit 
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer 
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’ 
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions 
Here Are Other Mysteries The Secret Service Couldn’t Solve
The mystery of the coke found in the White House wouldn’t be the first time the Secret Service couldn’t solve...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: Obama’s chef has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
MASSACHUSETTS—Obama's world famous chef Tafari Campbell has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Campbell says that...
Mattel releases Booster-Shot Barbie complete with Guillain-Barre paralysis!
2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...
Ben Shapiro Blasts Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez For Game Streaming On Saturday So He Can’t Comment On Her Performance
On Sunday morning, conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro ripped Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for game streaming on Saturday so he can’t...
BREAKING: IRS changes its name to the IRSS
WASHINGTON, DC—To better align with the new fascist tyranny in charge of the US government, the Internal Revenue System (IRS)...
Are Hybrid Resume Formats Effective? Examples and Insights
For recent graduates and professionals who want to change careers, the hybrid format gives them a chance to emphasize their...
Small businesses are changing their name to ‘Ukraine’ so that Biden will forget to audit them
US—In a great small business hack, companies are changing their name to "Ukraine" so the new Biden IRS will forget...
Donald Trump Preparing For Third Impeachment Trial In Case He Wins Presidency
PALM BEACH, FL—As Donald Trump continues his race to the White House, insiders at his 2024 presidential campaign confirmed that...
BREAKING: Biden officially stops gain-of-function experiment funding to Wuhan lab that never happened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has made a bold move to halt funding for something that never even happened. In a...
Ben & Jerry’s To Close Permanently After Realizing Entire United States Was Once Indigenous Land
Last week Ben & Jerry’s customers were calling for a Bud Light-style boycott of the ice cream brand after it...
