Trump selects Jeb Bush for Secretary of the Department of Low Energy 
AOC demands Black Friday be renamed ‘Friday of Color’ 
Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Professional athlete Gwen Berry qualifies for the Oppression Olympics
Famed hammer-thrower Gwen Berry has announced her participation in this year's upcoming Oppression Olympics. Professional victims rejoiced nationwide.Donning her trademark...
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US Olympic Committee awards Gwen Berry gold medal in Virtue Signaling in reparations for her not winning her actual event
EUGENE, OR—Following Gwen Berry's protest during the Olympic trials national anthem, the US Olympic Committee has awarded the activist athlete...
Make-A-Wish Foundation now requires kids to undergo sex change and CRT indoctrination for granted wishes
Make-A-Wish America CEO Richard Davis announced the foundation will grant wishes only for children who undergo Critical Race Theory training...
BREAKING: Biden honors LGBTQ Pride by drone-bombing Syria with rainbow explosives
PENTAGON—US President* Joe Biden celebrated LGBTQ Pride month by dropping rainbow-colored bombs on Syria yesterday. The dead and wounded civilians...
Bill Barr confirms he found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it
Former Attorney General William Barr bluntly dismissed some of former President Donald Trump’s election fraud allegations as “bulls***” in new interviews...
Sen. Whitehouse’s all-white beach club to be renamed ‘George Floyd Ghetto Golf’
The Democrat Party is dependent on making sure they are not blamed for their racist actions towards black such as...
AOC: Call me a radical but 50% of the Senate is a minority
When people think of minority or this or minority of that, they usually think it means less than half. But...
Kamala announces trip to the Borders but says there’s no crisis there
WASHINGTON, DC--Vice President* Kamala Harris has announced a trip to the Borders after a constant stream of criticism from Republicans,...
Biden retaliates for Chinese defector by giving China the entire FBI
WASHINGTON, DC--Not fully understanding how it works, US President* Joe Biden promised to give the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation...
Victoria’s Secret replaces all ‘Angel’ lingerie models with Jabba the Hutt
NEW YORK CITY—In perhaps the wokest of all corporate wokeness, lingerie dealer Victoria's Secret has done away with its attractive...
