Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
GA State Legislator Dar’shun Kendrick declares Wile E. Coyote a domestic terrorist
ATLANTA—Corporate Attorney, Georgia State Representative, and Chief Deputy Whip of the Georgia House Democrats Dar'shun Kendrick has a new crusade,...
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FACT CHECK: Coyotes have only delivered two babies over border this year
Nashville, TN—At the last presidential election debate Thursday night, President Trump said that hundreds of children locked in cages at...
Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
BREAKING: ‘BidenCare’ to be paid for entirely by Ukraine oil companies through Hunter’s money laundering
NASHVILLE—During the final US presidential debate, Joe Biden laid out his brilliant healthcare plan, which he called "BidenCare" and how...
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
Committee swears this debate will be totally unbiased
Nashville, TN- The final presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held this Thursday night in Nashville,...
Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...
IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
Samuel Jackson will be next debate moderator with the ‘I said 2 motherf**g minutes’ rule
NASHVILLE--Samuel Jackson has been named the moderator for the second and final presidential debate. He will be granted the authority...
Hillary tries on scary Halloween costumes for Biden campaign ad
US—That Hillary Clinton is such a hoot! For a recent Joe Biden campaign video, Clinton tried on several scary Halloween...
