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OPED: How dare spring breakers ignore the mass hysteria about a disease that won’t hurt them?
The geniuses that America's schools and colleges have produced have decided to ignore the doom and gloom and mass hysteria...
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STUDY: Panic over COVID-19 has killed more people than the virus itself
Something unusual is going on with the talking heads these days regarding COVID-19. We understand that people on these so-called...
In abundance of caution, local teen cancels cleaning her room for one month amid outbreak
People are getting serious about coronavirus by closing everything and postponing everything else. Local teen, Abigail Martin has decided that...
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
NYC to shut off power in ‘a couple places’ to ensure enough people are panicking during outbreak
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said that his office is on 'a war footing' with the effort to...
Newly released Tom Brady called in to deflate the coronavirus and render it harmless
Who doesn't remember 'Deflategate'? If you don't, that's when the New England Patriots were accused of lowering the pressure in...
Coronavirus finally defends itself: ‘Killing people is only 3% of what I do’
In a surprise press conference, the notorious Coronavirus, which has causes so much death and destruction over the course of...
Pope Francis says coronavirus is retribution for inadequate transgender bathrooms
Pope Francis has been a pretty busy fella these days. Italy is inundated with COVID-19, the crematoriums are now offering...
Pelosi wears commemorative toilet paper earrings to coronavirus press conference
In a bold move of class and style during a chaotic time, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wore...
15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
