Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Greta Thunberg manages to revive publicity by intentionally contracting coronavirus
It was a scary couple weeks for teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg. No one was talking about her or the...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Governor who okayed partial birth abortion named DNC moral authority on saving lives
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who last year signed a bill legalizing partial birth abortions and infanticide, will do anything...
NY fetuses intentionally contracting coronavirus in order to be saved from abortion by Gov Cuomo
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has stated that he will spare no expense and do everything he can to save...
Dr. Venkman predicts coronavirus disaster: mass hysteria, ‘dogs and cats living together’
New York City's Dr. Peter Venkman has warned New York's Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo...
Toilet paper shortage puts Liberal Arts diplomas in jeopardy
Nobody can deny over the last several decades, useless Liberal Arts Degrees have become commonplace. Though the unemployment rate was...
Early released felons committing felonies to get back in prison and avoid coronavirus
It's getting weirder out there. Democrats would empty every single jail cell from prisons that have almost no Covid-19. Of...
BREAKING: Charlie Sheen tests positive for every disease except coronavirus
During this global health crisis, Hollywood Legend and star of one of the greatest films of all time The Chase,...
Coronavirus gets billions in federal aid after applying for amnesty
It looks like the government is 'going big'. Billions of dollars in government loans are being made available to small...
BREAKING: Pelosi ensures every American will get ‘Mark of the Beast’ in new coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced her plan to send relief money to every American affected by government's restrictions...
Californians having ‘sanctuary gatherings’ of 10+ people despite Newsom’s ‘stay at home’ order
California Governor Gavin Newsom announced a "stay at home" order over the weekend to try to slow the spread of...
