Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Pelosi declares ‘Let them eat cake’ as she tears up coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was caught snickering and saying, "Let them eat cake!" as she tore up the...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Dr. Fauci: ‘If we can save but one life, killing everyone else will all have been worth it’
Somebody, anybody, please remind Dr. Anthony Fauci that he belongs in the lab and not in front of a camera....
Greta Thunberg says coronavirus is responsible for killing her publicity
Teen climate change sensation Greta Thunberg who is famous for chastising old people for not taking her seriously about the...
Schiff launches probe into why Trump was dealing with his previous probe instead of COVID-19
In an effort to make everything about him, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff is working to launch a new...
Newsom baffled a state that encourages illegal immigration isn’t obeying his ‘stay at home’ order
California Governor Gavin Newsom is vexed that no one in his state is obey his "stay at home" order after...
Baby Boomer complains about selfish millennials while singlehandedly bankrupting Social Security
Waa waa waa, whines the Baby Boomer as he watches coverage of Spring Break play out in Florida. Certain of...
BREAKING: Bars can stay open during outbreak as long as they only serve cocktails with hand sanitizer
With distilleries shifting production to the hot black market hand sanitizer trade, it got mayors and governors across the country...
Netflix to donate $100,000,000 to Hollywood’s poorest millionaires
Poor Hollywood. They just can't catch a break these days. Movie ticket sales were already down this year and with...
US supermarkets looking to buy empty shelves from Venezuela
The stories of empty grocery shelves around the country are legion. People fighting over paper products, fresh meats, rice, and...
To save lives, Newsom will execute anyone who leaves their house during COVID-19 quarantine
California is now living its first full day under some of the most wide-reaching measures in the country, aimed at halting the...
